I can type properly. I learnt when I was quite small due to pressure from my Mum and Mavis Beacon’s perpetually annoying tone of voice.

Now, just recently I’ve upgrade to a natural keyboard - due in part to the state of my hands and also because I spilt tea over my old one - and I’ve discoved a bad habit.

On a standard keyboard the “B” key is equally far from either index finger. On a natural keyboard there is no way I can reach it with my right index finger - But for some reason, I keep trying.

Now “B” is one of the lesser used letters in the English language, but it’s still quite useful for words such as blog, web, February (they month I was born in), brother, building, brick, banana … I could go on.

So, will I be changing my keyboard again. Well, no. I like this one, and for the most part it’s not too bad. But I suspect it would be a lot more confusing for anyone who has to watch where they’re putting their fingers when they’re typing.